"Error 2203. There's something wrong with this package. kthxbye."
The log file tells me...
"Ack something bad happened. Bye."
But what really happened...
"You noob. The G:\Temp\ folder you recently created doesn't have SYSTEM full access priviledges. Go download XP Home if you can't deal with setting permissions."
I :heart: subtle problems, and I'm ashamed to say updating TortoiseSVN took me nearly half an hour.
Next week: "Manually removing TortoiseSVN using a RegEdit Chisel: It's never as complicated as you make it."