Tip of the Week - Health
Drinking tea continuously may damage your bladder.
Article - Should I use 0 or NULL?
NULL is more polite, but 0 smells sweeter. Choose wisely.
Zodiac - Gemini
Avoid people called Simon. Your lucky fish is: trout. Thursday will bring both luck and rain. On Saturday, a tall dark stranger will proposition you, while his mate nips through your back door and has it away with your telly.
Late Addition - Biting Social Commentary
This post was brought to you in a week when George Bush Junior was re-elected. I'll refrain from posting my personal opinion on the matter (gah! politics sux!), but realise this, people: if aliens visit, he's the guy they'll talk to first.
